Snapey

Aw, doesn't he look so sad in this picture? Poor, poor, Severus, don't you just want to hug him? (Brent, let me give you a pre-emptive shut up/go suck a lemon) That's one of the promo posters from HBP, can't wait for that movie, I could squeal with glee. Anyone who doesn't know what happens in the sixth book leads a wholey boring and unelightened non-life.

I've even gotten my mommy to read these books, she was bored one day, and I had been nagging her to read them since I first discovered their indescribable awesomeness [again, Brent, shut up, this is my blog, and since I am the Empress of Awesomeness, your opinions of Harry Potter and all things related to him and merry band of miscreants is invalid, plus you haven't read the books so that makes your disdain for them unreasonable]and she finally said "FINE" [we will ignore her unenlighted lack of excitement]and she spent the next week reading them at every free moment, she even woke me up at like 1 am to find the next book (MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, a convert!!!) But that was like before book 7 came out and she has since forgotten the joys Harry's adventures (sad but true).

Let me remind the Harry Potter Nay-Sayers (Brent) that arguing with the Empress of Awesomeness carries a punishment of 40 lashes with a wet noodle adminstered by Hagrid... nude.