Since I appear to be on an Alan Rickman kick, here are a few quotes from one of my favorite movies (Brownie Points for knowing what movie it is, I-Was-Raised-Under-A-Boulder Points for having no idea what movie it's from)
SPOILERS
Metatron: Behold the Metatron, herald of the Almighty and voice of the one true God.
[Bethany sprays him with fire extinguisher]
Metatron: [coughing] Fuck!
Metatron: [emerging from smoke] Sweet Jesus! Do you have to use the whole can?
Bethany: Who the FUCK are you, and what the FUCK are you doing in my room?
Metatron: I'm soaked and she's surly, that's rich!
Bethany: What are you?
Metatron: I'm pissed off is what I am! Do you go around drenching everyone who comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single.
Metatron: Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves.
Metatron: Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that one out.
Metatron: You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?
Hmmmmm, maybe i should just post the entire script? It's awesome, go watch the movie I will wait...
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Nuts to this, anyhoo, uh, tootles
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