Thursday, May 21, 2009

Thursday Hottie!!

"Okay, people are dead..."


Todays Hottie is Ryan Reynolds, please don't feel ashamed about the drool, we are non-judgers at the Awesome Blog.







Hottie Moniker: Ryan Reynolds
Best Known for: Being Awesome AND Canadian (which seems to go hand in hand)
Place of Birth: Vancouver, British Columbia
DoB: October 23, 1976
Worth Checking out: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Definately, Maybe, Blade Trinity
Awesome Rating: ****



There qon't be a chick hottie today cause I am to lazy to pick one. Sorry.

A Portrait...

Soooooooooooo, I was I gazing at my most magnificent self in the mirror earlier and was absolutely horrified to see, that at the tender age of 23, I am developing wrinkles... Oh the horror, I have taken the time to photograph the vile signs of aging and share it with you, please, if you choose to comment... be gentle:








~Keep Scrolling~









I prefer to think of them as laugh lines.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Quote Day!!

In honour of my stellar review of the Mortal Instruments Series I have decided to post a few quotes, just in case that the fact that the Empress of Awesome has read them didn't inspire you to.

From City of Bones:

"Maybe we should all have code names." - Isabelle
"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein."

"Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.
"Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Though I've been told the resemblance is startling."


I'll probably add a few more as I read the books again, but those two are real gems.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Tuesday HOTTIE!!!





Hottie Moniker: Gerard Butler
Best Known for: Being King Leonidas in 300 (droooooooooooools)
Place of Birth: Glasgow, Scotland
DoB: November 13, 1969
Worth Checking out: Dracula 2000, Dear Frankie, and Attila (cause he looks like this:)



Fem Hottie:



Hottie Moniker: Lena Headey
Best Known for: Porking Gerard Butler in 300
Place of Birth: Bermuda
DoB: October 3, 1973
Worth Checking out: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Brothers Grimm.

Monday, May 18, 2009

May Book Review

I am no longer putting expected dates on these things, cause it used to be the monthly book review and I haven't done one since February, however in my defense, I have been very busy lately, what with being laid off, and playing with my niece, and I was SO busy on the weekend I read 3 450-600 page books (hence the book review which is more like a series review).



The above picture is the first book of the Mortal Instruments Series.

Titles: The Tale of A Hot Guy with no Shirt on (Actually it's City of Bones), City of Ashes, and City of Glass.

Author: Cassandra Clare

Awesomeness Rating: ****

Favorite Character: Magnus Bane

Why?: Cause his name's Magnus Bane... duh.

Review: I quite enjoyed these books, at first I wasn't expecting much 'cause what drew me in was the hot guy with no shirt on covered in tattoos (shallow much?), and it's endorsed by Stephenie Meyer (who I think is a crack pot), but after reading the back cover of book one, and finding the premise interesting I decided to give it a shot, I'm glad I did.

While there are a few parallels between a couple of other books I've read (I am not saying she copied at all, but lets face it super natural books have been done to death, and it's hard to find something 100%, way out of left field unique) the series is a good midway point between the sick/twisted rose coloured glasses stuff of Stephenie Crack-Pot, and and the hardcore Vamp Stuff of Anne Rice, I also think it MAY be better than Anita Blake (which I quite enjoy but lets face it, the series has kinda degenerated into how many sex scenes each with a different partner you can cram into a single book *blushes*). There are quite a few interesting plot twists, and I like that, despite the fact that these books is classified as young adult it doesn't treat the reader like a 10 year old (which is good cause I wouldn't let a ten year old read thses books.) I also like the character development, and I don't think anyone but the villains are truly unlikeable which is how it should be.

Anyhoo, bottom line is I think these books are worth a read, so.... go and buy them, duh.

Note: (Semi Spoiler Warning) I'd like to point out that on the back of the first book it talks about "Dark hunters" but in the series they are actually called "Shadowhunters" I think this error is the fault of the publishing companies cause I think they are the ones the write the description not the author.

Note 2: Before you spam my comment section with questions about my rapid reading skills let me tell you, I read the first book on Saturday, the second book between 11am and 4pm on Sunday and the third book between 9:30pm and 4:00am on Sunday night. I'm not joking I HAD to see how it ended, don't look at me like that.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hottie of the Day Revisited!

In honour of today's momentous occasion (WOLVERINE!!!!!) we are revisiting Hugh *drools* Jackman as the hottie of the day, this time with mucho pictures... I invite you to ENJOY!!