Better Known as Teeth Cleaning.
Usually, I am not one to whine about routine things like dentist visits, but HOLY HELL!! did I suffer this morning, I think my gums are still bleeding. Routine Teeth Cleaning my ass, as nice as the lovely dental hygenist (I think that's who does the teeth cleaning) was, it was horrible. The scraping and the digging, and the grinding, god even the sounds were awful; not to mention how much I enjoy drooling all over myself from having my mouth open for that long. At least the flouride treatment tasted like bubble gum, but I think I swallowed some of it which I kinda think isn't a good thing... and I got a free toothbrush and dental floss (YAY!) it's like "Hey! I just finished torturing you so badly your great-great-great-great grand descendents will feel it but here's some implements of horrific agony of your very own to see you through till your next cleaning." ( say implements of horrific agony here cause after this morning anything even remotely resembling tooth cleaning devices seems awful)
And to top it ALL off, I scheduled the appointment to get my other two wisdom teeth out... Peachy Keen, bring on the soul sucking agony, hopefully this time I can avoid an infection that swells the side of my face to the point where I look like the bad half of Rush Limbaugh*
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*Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 10,000 bonus points if you can figure which side is his bad side.
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ReplyDeleteAlso, by the title of this post I thought it was more talk or an in depth description of your Alan Rickman posts.