Wetting my Pants with Glee!! (may Contain Spoilers)

I have been a fan of Harry Potter for a hella long time, I have read all the books and watched all the movies to the point of near memorization, so how how HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS!?:

http://www.gryffindorgazette.com/2008/06/11/the-harry-potter-prequel-read-it-here/

I trust that you, loyal internet minions that you are, immediately followed the above link and are as in awe as I am. Holy Crabcakes!! I found that rediculously funny, those poor poor muggle police officers, can you imagine?

I think it would be fantabulistic if Rowling wrote a full prequel to Harry Potter, it would give her a chance to answer many questions about certain things, and give her the opportunity to paint James Potter in a much more flattering light (cause as it stands I think he's a irrepressable wretched bully who should've been put over someones knee as a child). Here is a list of things I want more information on (and my thoughts on these subjects), should J.K. Rowling ever stumble upon my blog (if she isn't a rabid fan already):

1. Why did James and Sirius hate Severus so much?
(As it stands, they just seem to pick on him cause they are just mean)

2. What were the circumstances involving Remus getting bit by a werewolf? Was the werewolf caught? How did his parents cope with having a werewolf for a son?
([John and Martha Kent would have NOTHING on these people, a least they didn't have to worry about their son turing into a monster and devouring them] Poor poor Remus, I can't understand why such a nice boy would be a party to James and Sirius' bullying shenanigans, especially since he himself, would be an outcast if everyone found out what he was)

3. What is the EXACT reason that Peter Pettigrew joined Moldy-Warts?
(I mean besides the obvious "he's an ubsiquious cowardly Toad-Rat")

4. My sister just texted me to tell me "You am el homo pants."

5. More background on Dumbles!! **** Note at bottom of Post****
(We got some info about him from when he was a young man but what the hell was going on between that time and when the Order faught Moldywarts for the first time? that was like 30-40 years! He couldn't of just been teaching/headmastering and sucking on lemon drops all day! Did he spend all his time picking out hideous outfits or what?)

6. How did Lily and the Knobbly-kneed Bully eventually hook-up, get married and reproduce?
(Please do not bother explaining the specifics of reproduction to me, I did attend both Sex Ed and grade 11 Biology...)

7. More information about the school founders!!
(In fact I think a whole book should be written about the founders and the construction of everyones favorite school of witchcraft and wizardry)

8. Are we to infer based on the date (1945) that Grindelwald had anything to do with WW II? Or is it just coincidence?
(Am I the only one who draws on the similarities between Grindy and Hitler? Hello? Evil? Supremecist? Crazy? Brilliant? [but still evil])

9. Are we to honestly believe that, given mankinds ability/instinct to repress/rationalize strange happenings, if someone received a letter stating that their child was a witch or wizard (pfft) and that they were 'invited' to a special school in the middle of nowhere that the parents (as muggles) wouldn't be able to find, that people wouldn't pass that off as the insane ramblings of a delusional crackpot and toss the damn letter? Seriously?

Anywho, those are a few issues I'd like to see addressed.

****NOTE****

I personally love the fact Rowling outted Dumbledore! (and it's not just cause I am unrepentant fag hag) I just think it's damned funny that despite all the crap she no doubt puts up with from people that harrass her for promoting witchcraft, she goes and tells them that one of the most beloved characters of modern literature is GAY!! Whooweee! And what does it say that her books are still the most popular like ever!!